THe ONLY WAY TO FUCK IT UP IS TO BE BORING!

hi im MAINE or CY(pionate) or any of my other names
he/it or no pronouns

find me here -

ID:unit.cypionate[v1015]

MODEL:unit.xΔ11-1407

tl;dr

PATHETIC ROBOT BOY LOSER THING. loyal like a dog if you pay attention to me. lazy alternative. artist of many kinds. ao3 writer waiting for their tragic fate. i like GLASS BEACH and ULTRAKILL and OVERTHINKING. often all at the same time. COLLEGE STUDENT attempting to not OVERDOSE ON CAFFEINE. majoring in PHARMACY.
INTP-T 4W3 SCORPIO
ADULT.

he/him/his | it/its | no pronouns

HPD, GAD, auadhd. OSDD (?) system. chronic fatigue insomniac. occasional mobility aid user. often nonverbal. mildly deaf with auditory processing issues. i am a PROFESSIONAL ISSUE HAVER.

GABRIEL SELFSHIPPER! that is MY BOYWIFE!

click on the flags and underlined words for links to definitions

☢ WARNING ☢
I AM PRETTY BLUNT. MY TONE IS EASILY MISUNDERSTOOD. I AM WORKING ON IT!!! feel free to correct me i dont mind that much. i also use slurs i can reclaim freely in casual conversation so if you dont like that beware. also i am just a hater i love hating
HYPERFIXATION/SPINTREST
ohhh... ultrakill how i love you... wtf. MAYBE dispatch a little. i like it.

general likes
slay the princess
ultrakill
detroit become human <3
hades I and II (game)
the portal series
risk of rain 2
adventure time
red vs blue
dispatch
fallout new vegas
the ocean (in theory)
space (in theory)

hobbies
physical and digital art, music stuff (bass, guitar, keyboard), prop making, cosplay, writing, bedrotting, hating...

  • top 7 albums

  • plastic death - glass beach

  • absolution - muse

  • twin fantasy - car seat headrest

  • the black parade - my chemical romance

  • the first glass beach album - glass beach

  • deathconsciousness - have a nice life

  • maggot - dazey and the scouts

  • honorable mention-

  • ultrakill ost

BE MY FRIEND IF YOU ARE:
a freak weirdo
a goth punk emo alternative
a HATER
a cosplayer
an artist (of all types)
a music enthusiast
an oversharer
looking for a cool and sexy friend (me)
abnormal about media

WE CANT BE FRIENDS IF YOU ARE:
radqueer/xenosatanist/gross transid
non-traumagenic/pro/neutral
terfs/swerfs/transmeds
fictionkin/irl
proshippers/pedophiles/zoophiles
male wlw/female mlm/radinclus
racists/bigots/facists/nazis/etc
ai slop lovers